So my dog spilled my dew, I threw up 2 energy drinks..guess my bloody bleeding ulcers don’t like those things. I can get graphic if I may..why thank you..I will continue..
My ritz cheese thingies came up with the energy drinks. I took a nice warm shower at my moms work..forgot that I’m bald and my head is sun burned so I ended up screaming for just a moment as the pain set in…just pain people..not a biggie. . so anyway, I hate barfing so I’ll have to go on a soup, water, sprite jello soft liquid diet for the sake of my fucking ulcers.
Don't look at me naked, pervert.
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