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Saturday, April 18, 2009

naked and ulcerated

So my dog spilled my dew, I threw up 2 energy drinks..guess my bloody bleeding ulcers don’t like those things.  I can get graphic if I may..why thank you..I will continue..

My ritz cheese thingies came up with the energy drinks.  I took a nice warm shower at my moms work..forgot that I’m bald and my head is sun burned so I ended up screaming for just a moment as the pain set in…just pain people..not a biggie.  .  so anyway, I hate barfing so I’ll have to go on a soup, water, sprite jello soft liquid diet for the sake of my fucking ulcers.

Don't look at me naked, pervert. 

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